Math Jokes

Hi there. The following jokes are ordered in decreasing order of the number of people that might understand them. The last one probably concerns 10 people in the world (counting myself). Not that they are complicated or transcendental... But the tricks are based on more and more specialized culture...

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What is this computer language called L^AT_EX ?
L^AT_EX is a w^or_d _{_pr}o_ce_ssⁱn_g _lan^guage, d^{e^rⁱve}d fr_om T_EX.
On human violence and algebraic topology
Murder corresponds to a modification of connexity, i.e. to a change in some homology group.
The refinement in the assassination method is reflected in the order n of the modified group H_n.
The more elaborate it is, the higher the order.
For instance, the most basic method consists in increasing the number of connected components, which make H₀ grow. Means cutting you into bits with an axe.
A bit less barbarous, a sword or a bullet will increase your H₁, by adding a hole to you. A bit in the same way that you turn a bun, H₁={0}, into a doughut, H₁=Z, by digging through its center (modulo deep-frying).
As a third example, more subtle, we have the injection of a bubble of air in the veins, which among others stops the heart from beating. This increases the H₂, by adding a cavity to your body.
Never turn your back on an algebraic topologist.
Pure and applied math
Ever wondered whether holomorphic dynamics had any connection to the real world? Here is a genuine picture of a Seagull disk, this one having a rotation number equal to the golden mean. And here is a Creamer point.
A short riddle
What is a fat rabbit with no ear? A cauliflowerNo animals harmed in this joke

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